Promoted on Friday, demoted by Monday—thanks, tequila. This shirt’s for the brave warriors who can clear a room with one shot… and lose rank just as fast. Whether it’s karaoke crimes, barracks rodeos, or that one time in Tijuana, you know the real threat to your career isn’t the enemy—it’s the open bar.
Perfect for NCOs, former NCOs, and future former NCOs.
Warning: May increase bad decisions, reduced accountability, and excessive shirtless dancing.
